calikitty-13:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain

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killjimmybuffett:

poopcop:

cracked-dot-com-official:

when americans are getting excited about halloween and making halloween jokes and talking like halloween is the god of everything

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our country is a shithole just let us have this one fun thing

um????????? but???? we already have limp bizkit??????????

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acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

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